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What is

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this obsession you young
people have with joy?

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I blame the media.

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Final examinations

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are just around the
corner, young man

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and you cannot afford
to waste one minute

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on this hedonistic frolicking.

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[ Sniffs]

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Oh, brother.

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Maybe I shouldstudy.

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I didn'’t understand
a word he said.

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Buy one to help with the
janitor'’s hip replacement?

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Aren'’t you trespassing
on government property?

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No. I'’m here to inform you that you
can expect a big witch exam soon.

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Does it involve changing
the earth'’s orbit?

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The last time I tried
that, "El nino" happened.

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I can'’t tell you when,
but I can tell you where.

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Why can'’t they just
accept the misery

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that should be their lives?

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Class trip to Florida!

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We'’re going to Disney world.

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[ Cheering]

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Put '’em up! Put '’em up!

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Put up your feet
and watch our show.

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Ha!

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I am so glad we'’re chaperoning

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this trip to Disney world.

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I love splash mountain
more than life itself.

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What'’s your favorite part?

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There'’s a paleontological dig

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at the new animal
kingdom theme park

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and it just sounds fascinating.

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Only you could make
the happiest place on earth

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sound dry and clinical.

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I like bones.

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They'’re fake.

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Disney? Remember?

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I know that

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but I also happen
to know that the area

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was inhabited by real
dinosaurs at one time.

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If they were alive,
they'’d ride the rides.

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Well, we should
get to the airport.

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Salem, we'’re leaving.

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Don'’t forget to feed the cat.

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I love saying that.

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Where is the cat anyway?

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It'’s 9:00. He'’s probably
upstairs watching Regis.

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[ Laughing]

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I can'’t believe we'’re here.

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This is so exciting.

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I know.

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You think Mr. Kraft
has a brain lesion?

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Why is it that

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cool people never show

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any emotion?

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No matter how
great the situation

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they never seem
like they have fun.

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I know. Why can'’t
I be like them?

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You have blood in your veins?

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From now on, i'’m
going to be cool.

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I'’ll hide how much
fun i'’m having.

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Uh, room 346,
spellman and birckhead.

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You are roommates.

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Don'’t do that.

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I wish I were a cool person

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so I could make
fun of me right now.

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I told Harvey we'’d meet him

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in front of the tree of life.

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Then we should go
to harambe, Africa.

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It'’s in the deepest, darkest
part of the continent...

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Right next to the gift shop.

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[ Knocking]

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Man: Room service.

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I didn'’t order
anything. Did you?

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No.

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Oh, wait.

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I did order something.

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Um, you know what?

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Why Don'’t you go ahead

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and i'’ll meet up
with you and Harvey

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right after I finish my...

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Licorice.

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Okay.

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I only like red.

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Who said it'’s for you?

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Here'’s your exam.

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On a survival mission

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you have to brew
a potion capable

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of turning yourself
into an animal

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and another potion
that will turn you back.

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I already know how to do that.

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Do it without the
use of your finger.

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You'’re not getting a tip.

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It'’s in case you'’re
lost in an unknown land

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your finger'’s broken and you
need to become an animal to survive.

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How many witches
has this happened to?

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One, and slow Bob has
never been the same since.

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Now, here'’s your list

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of required ingredients.

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Mostly plants.

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Tropical plants,
which would explain

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Florida.

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Exactly.

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You only have until
the end of today

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to complete this critical test.

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You fail it, and you won'’t
get your witch'’s license.

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That means

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no rides.

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Great. Why Don'’t you
just take me to Paris

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and not let me eat the food?

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This is so amazing.

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This tree has 325
animals carved into it.

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One of them looks like ed asner.

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I wonder where Sabrina is.

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How much room-service
licorice did she order?

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Never mind.

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Hey, Harvey.

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You sure look nice today.

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Thanks.

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Especially by comparison.

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The jungle cruise wants
its shrunken head back.

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I'’m sorry. That'’s
your actual head.

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How'’s it feel being
unpopular in a tropical setting?

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So... ready to explore?

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There'’s been a change

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on that front.

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See, I suddenly
realized that I forgot

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to do a report on
plants for science.

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I'’m in that class.

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We Don'’t have a report.

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Did I say "science"?

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I meant "government."

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Well, i'’ll just do
a little foraging

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and catch up with
you later, okay?

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See ya.

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I'’m in that class, too.

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Okay, so we'’ll spend 15
minutes digging for bones

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at the dinosaur place

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and the rest of the
day on the rides, right?

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That'’s not the plan
and you know it.

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Well, it should be.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Aren'’t you two
forgetting something?

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Salem, we'’re still mad
at you for stowing away.

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You are not going anywhere.

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Besides, cats aren'’t
even allowed in the park.

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What?

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We'’ll try to bring
you a souvenir.

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Yeah. I think it'’s time you
started collecting spoons.

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I should have known Disney
wouldn'’t be cat-friendly.

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Why else would the star
attraction be a giant mouse?

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Fried park food

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here I come.

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[ Clearing throat]

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Miss spellman, do
you mind telling me

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what you are doing
trespassing on park property?

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Uh, looking for the ice machine?

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Do you realize

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that instead of standing
out here in the hot sun

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we could by flying
through the air

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on space mountain,
barfing our guts out?

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Oh, my gosh.

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Look what I just found.

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Styrofoam from the late '’80s?

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No. It'’s a real bone
from some sort of beast.

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I'’ve just discovered the femur

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of a creature that lived
millions of years ago.

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Wow. You can'’t top
that, so let'’s stop trying.

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Sabrina?

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Still looking for
the ice machine?

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Uh, nope.

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Found it.

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Delicious.

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Far be it from me to question
the Walt Disney corporation

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but that does not
seem convenient.

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This kind of discovery could
put me in the history books.

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Are you going to alert

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the media?

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No. I'’m going to get bug spray.

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Although a mosquito bite
is starting to sound exciting.

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Have you noticed that
Sabrina is nowhere to be seen

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and Harvey'’s all alone?

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Well, except for that girl.

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Valerie?

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Whatever.

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Girls, I think it'’s time I
made my move on him.

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I'’ll just hang around
awkward little Valerie

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and work my magic on Harvey.

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Go for it.

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Hey, guys.

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Not if I work my magic first.

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You can'’t make a move
on him if you can'’t find him.

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Where did Harvey go?

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Where didhe go?

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Karibuni.

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I'’m Harvey and i'’ll be
your guide as we tour

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the harambe wildlife reserve.

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Please keep your
arms inside the vehicle

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and enjoy the ride

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and, if anyone has a pacemaker
or smells like fresh meat

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let me know.

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You Don'’t know where Harvey is?

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I'’d rather be wherever he is

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than standing here uncomfortably

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waiting for him.

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Maybe he went to
the riverboat ride.

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That'’s what we planned to do.

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Well, i'’ll come with you.

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But i'’llbe there.

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That'’s okay.

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We can all share a seat.

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Really?

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Try to remain calm.

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Whatever.

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Hey! Wait up!

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There you are,
you little star aster.

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Sabrina, I have had
just about enough

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of these shenanigans.

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You'’d think they'’d
have more bathrooms

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around here.

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Hey, want to see

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the personalized
souvenir mug I got you?

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They didn'’t have
"Zelda," so I got "Pam."

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I'’ve got to find out
more about this bone.

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Of this bone, there
is much in doubt

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so of yourself,
tell me all about.

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That poem is so bad
you could get a Grant.

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[ Grunting]

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Hey, it talks.

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My prehistoric
is a little rusty.

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What'’s it saying?

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I think it means "bone cold."

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Well, now we know
the phrase "duh"

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dates back to prehistoric times.

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That was so scary.

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I know.

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I was sure we
were going to crash

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and die at the dragon rocks.

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Really?

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You covered it well
with your screaming.

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Where'’s Harvey?

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That'’s amazing.

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I was just wondering
the same thing.

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Harvey: We are now
approaching hippo river.

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Hippopotamuses are among

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the most aggressive
animals in the jungle.

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Fortunately

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harambe therapists

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are working with the
hippos to channel that anger.

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Salem: I hope this is the way
to the frozen banana stand.

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Huh? What'’s that?

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A giant bird?

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Don'’t panic.

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Remain calm.

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[ Scream]

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Run away! Run away!

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Let'’s go to the
African village.

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I think we can get
our picture taken

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with a real-life poacher.

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Great.

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Hey, Valerie.

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And... Libby.

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Where'’s Harvey?

265
00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:36,551
Don'’t you know?

266
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,379
I thought he was
your good friend.

267
00:09:38,448 --> 00:09:41,000
Oh, yeah. Of course
I know where he is.

268
00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:43,793
He'’s obviously...
Staying away from you.

269
00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:45,448
Why are you
hanging out with her?

270
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,827
She wanted to hang out.

271
00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:47,931
No, seriously. Why?

272
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,517
Because she wanted to.

273
00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:50,758
Wow, you are serious.

274
00:09:50,827 --> 00:09:52,034
You want to join us?

275
00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:54,241
No. I haven'’t
finished my report yet.

276
00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,379
Some jerk with a
leaf blower came by

277
00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:57,724
and I lost half my work.

278
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,896
Hmm, maybe I should give
him more consciousness.

279
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:10,517
Zelda, do the words

280
00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:13,206
"going overboard"
mean anything to you?

281
00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:14,310
[ Grunting]

282
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:15,413
Oh, quickly, hilda.

283
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,586
What'’s he saying?

284
00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:19,103
Uh, his name is tooti,
and he wants to know

285
00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:20,689
if you stole his nanwama

286
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:23,482
which is either
"shoes" or "wife".

287
00:10:24,586 --> 00:10:25,586
We'’re beginning

288
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:26,896
to attract attention.

289
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:29,137
We'’d better take him
back to the hotel room

290
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,620
so we can study him further.

291
00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,896
All right, but you'’re
asking the management

292
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,310
for the rollaway bed.

293
00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:41,379
Witch Hazel, shaved coconut...

294
00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:44,482
Hope it doesn'’t matter I got
it from the ice cream stand...

295
00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:45,482
Palm frond...

296
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:46,482
Salem: Help!

297
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:47,793
Let me in!

298
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,655
[ Sobbing]

299
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,000
Salem, what'’s wrong?

300
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:56,413
I just narrowly escaped
death by winged beast.

301
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:57,344
No, you didn'’t.

302
00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,517
I'’m telling you

303
00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:00,793
I was savagely
attacked by a pterodactyl.

304
00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:01,931
Is that decaf?

305
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,827
No. It'’s the first
potion for my quiz.

306
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:09,379
I still need more plants
for the second potion

307
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:11,896
but I thought i'’d
brew up this batch first.

308
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:12,896
Hi.

309
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,000
So where'’s Libby?

310
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,000
In the lobby.

311
00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,758
You two going to be hanging out

312
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,068
the rest of the day?

313
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,068
Probably.

314
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,965
Is that so strange?

315
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,310
A little. I think she'’s
up to something.

316
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:25,275
She couldn'’t be
hanging out with me

317
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,310
on the off chance
that she likes me.

318
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,137
No way icould ever be popular.

319
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,448
So now you'’re seeing

320
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,517
my point.

321
00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:33,034
I'’m looking out for you.

322
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,137
By insulting me?

323
00:11:34,206 --> 00:11:35,896
Look, you just can'’t admit

324
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:38,827
that I have the ability
to be cool, and I do.

325
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,586
I'’m being cool right now.

326
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:43,793
Well, i'’m just saying
that I wouldn'’t trust Libby

327
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,517
but if you want to, fine.

328
00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,379
I have more foraging to do.

329
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,758
[ Sighs]

330
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,448
She brought her cat?

331
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:51,586
Hi.

332
00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:52,655
Ooh.

333
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,551
Fresh-brewed tea.

334
00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,758
I bet Libby would
love some iced tea.

335
00:11:56,827 --> 00:11:59,034
Not a good idea.

336
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,724
[ Clearing throat]

337
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,000
Ladies and gentlemen

338
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,655
this is a
school-funded field trip

339
00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,965
not an excuse to have fun.

340
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,103
Oh, I almost forgot.

341
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,482
I got us some iced tea.

342
00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:12,206
I think it'’s herbal.

343
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,793
Valerie, where is Harvey?

344
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:14,931
I Don'’t know.

345
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000
You keep saying that.

346
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,413
It'’s '’cause I
keep not knowing.

347
00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:21,103
No, ma'’am, the impalas
we'’re going to see

348
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,965
are antelopes with red coats

349
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:26,137
not American-made
sedans with front-wheel drive.

350
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:29,206
Yes, it'’s the same
situation with the falcons.

351
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:33,068
Hey, let'’s visit
the gorilla falls trail.

352
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:34,344
Iced tea?

353
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,689
Ew!

354
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,137
Sorry.

355
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,206
The only reason

356
00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,137
i'’m even standing
close to you is...

357
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,965
Those zebras
aren'’t supposed to...

358
00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:54,862
Get ahold of yourself, Willard.

359
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,827
Uh-oh.

360
00:12:58,758 --> 00:13:01,413
"Property of Sabrina spellman."

361
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,448
I knew it.

362
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:07,448
This weird trip,
that ice machine

363
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,827
and those zebras...

364
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:13,379
I... I... I have a
sick headache.

365
00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:18,068
Ah, macadamia nuts
from the mini-bar...

366
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:21,000
Especially tasty when
they'’re your third jar

367
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,275
and someone else
is paying for them.

368
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,344
[ Chuckling]

369
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,310
[ Gasping]

370
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,862
Some squirrels broke in.

371
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,275
I'’m just tidying up.

372
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:29,586
Back so soon?

373
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,724
I need one more plant
for my second potion

374
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,310
but I thought i'’d see

375
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,413
if Valerie was here
so I could apologize.

376
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,931
What happened to my potion?!

377
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,241
Oh, Valerie took it.

378
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,482
You didn'’t stop her?

379
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:41,965
Yeah, like i'’d put down

380
00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,586
an overpriced chocolate
bar just to yell at Valerie.

381
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,931
Salem, this potion
turns people into animals!

382
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,275
People into animals?

383
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:51,206
Why am I finding it hard
to summon sympathy?

384
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,413
I'’ve got to get it back.

385
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,137
Room service.

386
00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,965
Someone order carp,
carp and more carp?

387
00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,034
Yo.

388
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,172
[ Grunting]

389
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,206
Oh, this is the opportunity

390
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:06,310
of a lifetime...

391
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,655
A chance to study

392
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:10,103
a prehistoric creature close-up.

393
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:13,103
Yeah, I have to
admit I am enjoying it.

394
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:14,000
Really?

395
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,344
Now i'’m done.

396
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:18,413
I want to plummet down
the tower of terror now.

397
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,517
[ Gibbering]

398
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,482
Zelda: What'’s he saying?

399
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,310
Log flume. Log flume.

400
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,517
Oh, he is not.

401
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:28,862
Oh, he'’s hungry.

402
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,172
I would like to point out

403
00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:31,551
that he wouldn'’t be hungry

404
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,586
if you would turn
him back into a bone.

405
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,758
I'’ll zap in some food.

406
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,310
I'’m thinking anything tartar.

407
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:38,206
Wait, I Don'’t want
to make him sick.

408
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,413
I'’d better go back to
where we found him

409
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,551
and analyze the soil

410
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,413
so we can get
his diet just right.

411
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,413
I say give him a nut and
see if he can keep it down.

412
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,827
Keep an eye on him.

413
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:49,241
Are you kidding?

414
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,931
A looker like that?

415
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,689
[ Loud chattering]

416
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,482
Take it easy, take it easy.

417
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:58,896
I'’m upset that the hotel
doesn'’t provide robes, too

418
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,413
but you Don'’t see me
tearing the room apart.

419
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,413
Valerie?

420
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,068
Lose something?

421
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,379
My brew... I mean
my sports bottle.

422
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:09,724
Where did you find it?

423
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,517
Oddly enough,
next to two zebras.

424
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,793
You didn'’t notice
which way they went?

425
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,172
No. Why?

426
00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:17,034
Because i'’m looking for Valerie

427
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,931
and I happen to know
she'’s a real zebra fanatic.

428
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,172
It'’s a real problem.

429
00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:22,862
There are no support groups.

430
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:24,275
Got to go.

431
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:26,068
That girl is lying.

432
00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:29,793
There are support
groups for everything.

433
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:33,068
Well, I guess this
disproves one theory.

434
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:35,172
Music doesn'’t soothe
the savage beast.

435
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:36,586
Petticoat junctiondoes.

436
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,068
[ Grunting]

437
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,620
Yeah, uncle Joe is
moving kinda slow.

438
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,310
Aunt hilda, I need help.

439
00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:45,172
Libby and Valerie accidentally
spilled my first potion.

440
00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:46,379
They'’ve become zebras.

441
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,689
You think that'’s bad?

442
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:50,172
I once accidentally turned
the u.S.C. Marching band

443
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,275
into garter snakes.

444
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,586
I need a clamshell orchid

445
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:54,896
for the turn-back potion.

446
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,655
Don'’t panic. This
is not a problem.

447
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:57,655
Clamshell orchid.

448
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,551
What'’s it shaped like?

449
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,758
[ Grunting]

450
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,689
Oh, tootie used
to live around here.

451
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:04,862
He can help us.

452
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:05,931
And he is...?

453
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,068
A fossil that Zelda
found, brought to life

454
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,724
and evolved so he can speak.

455
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:12,206
Okay. I can'’t remember
what it feels like

456
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,551
to be astonished.

457
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,034
All right, let'’s go.

458
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:18,103
And remember, no
grooming the passersby.

459
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,517
Ape before beauty.

460
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,344
Harvey: The black rhino

461
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,000
you see on your left

462
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,241
is named Tiffany.

463
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,862
Tiffany'’s turn-ons
include volleyball

464
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,724
and Judith krantz novels.

465
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:32,793
Her turn-offs are war
and people who smoke.

466
00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:35,137
No, sir, she'’s
not waving at you.

467
00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,482
[ Grunting]

468
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:38,137
Oh, he says there'’s probably

469
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,931
a clamshell orchid over there.

470
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,275
Well, well, well, miss spellman

471
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,724
are we looking for

472
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,241
a Mickey mouse
topiary to pull apart?

473
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,724
No, but thanks for asking.

474
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,862
You have something
behind your back.

475
00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:51,827
Probably not.

476
00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:52,827
Hello, hilda.

477
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,172
Hello... who is this?

478
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,517
Aunt hilda'’s boyfriend,
tootie... goldberg.

479
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:57,620
[ Barking]

480
00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:58,620
He'’s Swedish.

481
00:16:58,689 --> 00:16:59,482
He'’s dying

482
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,172
to see the lion kingshow

483
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:02,793
so we'’d better go get seats.

484
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:03,862
See ya.

485
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:10,793
Boy, Swedes do not
do well in warm weather.

486
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:16,655
Okay, the clamshell
orchid'’s in.

487
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,965
Let'’s hope this works.

488
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:20,551
I Don'’t think being a zebra'’s

489
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,517
going to help
Valerie'’s self-esteem.

490
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,344
[ Spitting]

491
00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:37,896
Okay, what have we learned?

492
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:41,344
We'’ve learned that
14 shrimp cocktails

493
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:46,344
should not be accompanied
by an entire Shepherd'’s pie.

494
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,862
[ Groaning]

495
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,034
I swear, Mr. Kraft

496
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,965
I have no idea how I got there

497
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:54,310
or why my mouth
tastes like grass.

498
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:55,310
Me neither.

499
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,103
Well, I have an idea or two.

500
00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,482
I think it might have
something to do

501
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:02,379
with a certain
obsessive-compulsive disorder

502
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,448
that one of you has with zebras.

503
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,620
Huh?

504
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:08,034
I was trying to save
her from herself.

505
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,103
What?!

506
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:11,137
I never doubted
that for a minute.

507
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,931
Before she went crazy,
the last thing I remember

508
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,551
was me saying I thought
it would be educational

509
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,413
if we rode the safari ride.

510
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:20,034
But we never got there.

511
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:21,103
I'’m on my way there.

512
00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:22,068
Care to join me?

513
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,689
I'’d love to, Mr. Kraft.

514
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,448
Obsession with zebras?

515
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,827
Val, are you okay?

516
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:31,827
I think.

517
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,965
Good. Okay,
let'’s go find Zelda.

518
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,137
Are weokay?

519
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,103
Yeah.

520
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,551
I'’m sorry I got sucked

521
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:39,689
into Libby'’s sphere

522
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,068
and i'’m sorry I
didn'’t listen to you.

523
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:44,586
You were right.
Libby doesn'’t like me.

524
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:45,931
What tipped you off?

525
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,034
I Don'’t know.

526
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,758
I just have this strong feeling

527
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,551
she'’d fight me
over a salt lick.

528
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,517
I have to admit I
was a little jealous

529
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,724
because you were
being friendly with Libby.

530
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,034
You were?

531
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:58,586
Wow, i'’ve never made
anyone jealous before.

532
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:00,758
Okay, i'’m done
savoring the moment.

533
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:01,862
Let'’s ride something.

534
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:02,862
Great.

535
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,206
Hey, who was that

536
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,172
smelly man with your aunt?

537
00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:08,793
Yes, prehistoric
creatures ate a bean

538
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:10,586
very similar to our Lima.

539
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,862
Somehow you
find that interesting.

540
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:13,965
Hello, girls.

541
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,103
Where'’s Harvey?

542
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:15,931
Where is Harvey?

543
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:16,931
I thought you knew.

544
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,206
Uh-oh.

545
00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,517
That concludes our trip

546
00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,137
through the harambe reserve.

547
00:19:21,206 --> 00:19:23,344
Make sure you take
all your belongings.

548
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,034
And to that couple who
taunted the mandrills

549
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:29,000
that stuff will come out
with a little club soda.

550
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:35,310
Harvey kinkel, do you
know where you are?

551
00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:37,586
Mr. Kraft.

552
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,379
Yes... i'’m near a termite mound

553
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,586
that antelopes use
as a lookout post...

554
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:43,793
Help me!

555
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:46,448
Where have you been?

556
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:47,448
I Don'’t know.

557
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:48,517
I'’m kind of tired

558
00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:49,482
my throat'’s sore

559
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,413
and i'’m suddenly
very disdainful

560
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,068
of the way america dresses.

561
00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:56,137
Weren'’t we forbidden to do
missionary work on this trip?

562
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:59,172
Got to stop letting
my mom pack for me.

563
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,172
I'’m thirsty.

564
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,482
Yeah.

565
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,448
You got any more
of that iced tea?

566
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:04,517
Nope. Gone, gone.

567
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,034
Three lemonades, please.

568
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,103
Right away.

569
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,482
Hey, you should work here.

570
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,275
You could wear your own clothes.

571
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,827
If I wasn'’t working for
the mouse, i'’d slap you.

572
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,275
So? How'’d I do?

573
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,793
You passed the survival test.

574
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:20,482
Now you have to spend
the night alone in Antarctica.

575
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,655
You'’re kidding.

576
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,896
As a matter of fact, I am.

577
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:24,965
It'’s a week.

578
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:27,310
Eh?

579
00:20:27,379 --> 00:20:30,344
Oh, man, I crack myself up.

580
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,379
Did you turn tootie
back into a bone?

581
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,103
Oh, we couldn'’t do that to him.

582
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,655
So we cleaned him up,
taught him some English

583
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,068
and found a place for him.

584
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,448
Hi. Large fruit punch, please.

585
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:42,241
Ice?

586
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,620
Yeah, sure.

587
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,275
No ice.

588
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,896
Do I know you?

589
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,310
Ice?

590
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,379
I Don'’t know how
long you'’ve known hilda

591
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:56,517
but does she seem

592
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,517
at all strange to you?

593
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:00,206
Like doing weird
things you can'’t...

594
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,896
[ Barking]

595
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,310
No, I mean above and beyond

596
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:05,482
simply being a woman.

597
00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:07,344
So, Sweden, huh?

598
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,724
Wow. You must be pretty proud

599
00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:11,793
of the way you guys
did down in Nagano.

600
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:13,413
I have a good dentist

601
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,482
we could send you to.

602
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,482
[ Grunting]

603
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:16,965
Well, there would be

604
00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,965
some gum surgery.

605
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,689
I'’ve always liked the paintings

606
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,724
of evard munch, who'’s Swedish.